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EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE US

IS AN ODE TO BILLS MAFIA, FEATURING A CAST OF THOUSANDS!  THE SONG STARTED OFF AS JIMMY BUFFETT'S "EVERYBODY'S ON THE PHONE", FROM HIS 2006 ALBUM, "WEATHER WITH YOU."  WHICH WAS AN INSTANT FAVORITE OF MINE.  THIS WAS AN ESPECIALLY TRICKY SONG TO FIT WITH NEW LYRICS. BUT, I THINK IT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE ORIGINAL AND STILL AMPS UP THE SPIRIT OF BILLS MAFIA AND OUR LOVE OF JOSH ALLEN.

OLD MAN RODGERS

THIS IS A REBOOT OF LAST YEARS SONG, EVEN BEFORE WE KNEW THE SHITSHOW IT WOULD TURN INTO.  IT'S AN UNAUTHORIZED NEIL YOUNG PARODY (AS IF I'D EVER GET PERMISSION).  IT HAS LYRICS INCLUDED FOR YOU TO SING ALONG WITH. HOPEFULLY, THE BILLS GET TO RIGHT THEIR SHIP AGAINST CAPTAIN CRUSTY ON MONDAY NIGHT.

JOSH IS YOUR POPPA

THIS SONG TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SELECTION OF

LAMAR JACKSON AS MVP OVER JOSH ALLEN. PERFECT FOR THE RAVENS WEEK 4 MATCHUP AGAINST THE BILLS.  A PARODY ON MY WIFES FAVORITE BOB SEGER SONG.  I'VE BEEN TOLD ONCE OR TWICE I SHOULD MORE SEGER.

JAGUARS SUCK

TRYING TO CHANGE THE MOJO OF THE LAST COUPLE MEETINGS BETWEEN THESE TEAMS, I FIGURED IF WE MADE THEM INTO A STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW KIND OF CHARACTER, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?  A PARODY OF STRAY CAT STRUT, A GREAT MTV ERA SONG.

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